Triple Ax

Kiss your ax goodbye

Cold. Hard. Cash.

With 12 days left in the mascot contest, the prize is ready and waiting.
Make sure to let all the artsy people in your life know there is a contest for them.
We are looking for a mascot, and all entries are appreciated.
We have no idea what we want, if you have an idea go for it!

One winner will be selected and receive $100.00…

Cold. Hard. Cash.

https://bit.ly/2t5w8Hu <— Link to the contest!

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Ready to open

After a few weeks of building and breathing more wood than a beaver, we are ready to open. A lot of time, patience, and screws went into building this beast. We witnessed a few miracles and gained some knowledge which I will now bestow upon you for your reading pleasure.

  • Falling off a ladder hurts.

  • Dogs are fine with the sound of saws, hammers, flying axes, drills, but not the vacuum.

  • Retail workers are not fond of bulk orders, either 40 axes, or 100 chicken nuggets.

  • Friends will not abandon you to build by yourself; after you tell them there will be food.

  • Screaming ‘Nailed it’ after drilling a screw does not count as a good pun.

  • There are good puns, but only when said by ax-ident. Whoops.

Meet the mascot contest

As we creep up on our opening, we decided we need a mascot. We want some sort of creature, animal, person to represent Triple Ax. Our love for local artists and our lack of any artistic ability led to this contest. You can paint, sketch, color, graphicly… design….  The best part is we aren’t paying in exposure, the winner will receive $100. Cold, hard, cash. Fargo wouldn’t have it any other way. 

Link to enter:

https://bit.ly/2t5w8Hu