Ready to open
After a few weeks of building and breathing more wood than a beaver, we are ready to open. A lot of time, patience, and screws went into building this beast. We witnessed a few miracles and gained some knowledge which I will now bestow upon you for your reading pleasure.
Falling off a ladder hurts.
Dogs are fine with the sound of saws, hammers, flying axes, drills, but not the vacuum.
Retail workers are not fond of bulk orders, either 40 axes, or 100 chicken nuggets.
Friends will not abandon you to build by yourself; after you tell them there will be food.
Screaming ‘Nailed it’ after drilling a screw does not count as a good pun.
There are good puns, but only when said by ax-ident. Whoops.